Tremble! For I have risen from the depths.

Blah, I am here.

I am, by most accounts, an old fogey. Clocking in at around 27, my presence currently rates as around 89 EwWHtz on the Creepiness Scale established in 1979 following a condom ad that featured an angelic 8year old girl in Hustler. What this means is that my being here is, according to scale, "somewhat creepy."

You have been warned.

Erm, sorry about that. I took one look at that smiley and so began to write. Anywho! As said, I'm quite... mature, yet I'm here. Why am I here? To tell a good interactive story.

I have more than a decade of internet roleplay experience tucked away somewhere, and as such subscribe to an older form of the- I guess you could call it a discipline. I believe roleplay isn't so much about escapism as going out and hopefully making someone else's day better in the same way that soap operas did for people in the previous generation. Roleplay is also an outlet for the existential angst for many teenagers... I knew it was for me, and I worked out more roleplaying on Gaia (no, I didn't start on Gaia) than I ever did on the psychiatrist's couch.*

So... yeah. Let's spin a yarn.

*Do keep in mind that I had a particularly bad psychiatrist back in the 90's, so your experience and resultant psychological upheaval might differ from mine.

No need, good sir for I...am a professional....Moderator! And on behalf of the staff, we would like to welcome you to the Rat Pack...don't mind the lack of the others...I seem to have misplaced them...

Anywho, if you have any questions, and I mean any questions at all, feel free to bug, I mean ask Sean. He loves it, honestly, he does! But enjoy your stay here, and most importantly, just have fun.

Warboss_Spriggs
That Strange Guy Humming His Own Theme Music
...Oh and Moderator

Oh, and I need you to hand over your tacos...

Hey Pax.

'Lo Hiro. Anything you recommend to whet my appetite around here?

Dunno. It's been such a long time. I suppose anything under the 'Action' heading.